- Stranger: I'm a male. What about you?
- You: :3
- You: I'm a cat.
- Stranger: lolwut
- You: I took this magical potion. It's almost worn off though.
- Stranger: and then you'll just randomly start meowing?
- You: yeah, it was nice tomeowmeowmeowmeow
- You: MEOWWWW MEOWWWWWWWWW!
- Stranger: NOOOO
- Stranger: OH GOD
Roses are red, violets are unicorns, this doesn’t make any sense, refrigerator.
Having a friend is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.